Tall, Dark and Loathsome

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

I too once had a really hot waiter and when he came to the table to ask if everyhing was okay with our food I replied, “You’re perfect, thanks”

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

chrc:

Vampire : The Masquerade - Bloodlines is available on steam for 5 buckaroos.

Get in on that action y’all

AT LAST, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

And now, to wind down

Midnight workout beats

Is making out a standard action?
Ranger, having been reunited with his boyfriend mid-battle (via outofcontextdnd)

sisterofsteam:

Seeing this led me to watch an hour of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. 

Hour well spent.

niczka:

thingswithantlers:

A peryton is a mythological creature with the body of a stag and the wings and hindquarters of a bird. It is said to cast the shadow of a man until it kills one during its lifetime, from then on it casts its true shadow. 

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my ride

Bought tickets to see Queens of the Stone Age in August!

I love concerts so much and I really hope organising work around the gig won’t be an issue

Not going to lie, The Rock is a really big inspiration for me and the main reason I got Twitter

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man~

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

queenbandbabyduck:

Smooth Sailing

Also Smooth Sailing go a video and it’s great

Lovin’ is what I got~

Sublime- What I got