Tall, Dark and Loathsome
jtemby:

Evangelion 4:44: You must (not) slide.

jtemby:

Evangelion 4:44: You must (not) slide.

I had Marrow by Meshuggah stuck in my head all day and when I went to see if it had an official video I found this.

My favourite internet thing is putting Meshuggah over the top of other stuff and it working

outofcontextdnd:

Druid: My name is Erik with a k.

NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?

Druid: With a k.

NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?

Druid: My last name is with a k.

NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?

Druid: My last name is With a K.

NPC:  Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —

Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.

NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.

Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C

cowboybabeop:

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

cowboybabeop:

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

Today I work until seven and then I hit the clubs

Tomorrow I sit in my pyjamas for most of the day, watch martial arts films and then go to a poetry reading

This is almost exactly how I wanted my life to turn out

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory
BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
ME: ok this is very good
under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
so this is a great comment
BABY: [knocks over tower]
ME: that’s right
collective-history:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

collective-history:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

outofcontextdnd:

"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."

venort:

no but imagine

Rocket Raccoon and Groot wearing matching shirts

'If lost return to Groot' and 'I am Groot'

Work related complaining beneath the cut

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Those 17 seconds made my week, you're cute :D
Anonymous

And don’t I know it ;D

mucholderthen:

MEGALOCEROS GIGANTEUS
Known as the Irish Elk

Megaloceros was a genus of deer found throughout Eurasia from the late Pliocene through the Late Pleistocene [3 million to 8,000 years ago]. They were important herbivores during the Ice Ages.  [ Wikipedia ]

The [so-called] Irish Elk was a species of Megaloceros and one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its range extended across Eurasia, from Ireland to east of Lake Baikal, during the Late Pleistocene. The latest known remains of the species have been carbon dated to about 7,700 years ago in Siberia.

Although most skeletons have been found in Irish bogs, the animal was not exclusively Irish.

It was also not closely related to either of the living species currently called elk (the European elk, known in North America as the moose, and the North American elk, or wapiti); for this reason, the name “Giant Deer” is used in some publications.  [Wikipedia]

Animalia  >  Chordata  >  Mammalia  >  Artiodactyla  >  Cervidae  >
Genus †Megaloceros
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IMAGES
Except for the print at the bottom, all images are from Wikipedia.

SECOND from bottom
Megaloceros with line of dots, from the 17,300-year-old cave art at Lascaux [France].  Read more about the paleolithic art at Lascaux

BOTTOM
Behold, the fossil elk  [source of image - probably downloaded from an online library’s scanned set of 19th century illustrations]

lilium-ion:

Security Contractor. by duster132
If a thousand lines of letters in UNIX qualifies as a technology (the computer code for a web page), then a thousand lines of letters in English (Hamlet) must qualify as well. They both can change our behavior, alter the course of events, or enable future inventions.
Kevin Kelly (via we-are-star-stuff)