If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I too once had a really hot waiter and when he came to the table to ask if everyhing was okay with our food I replied, “You’re perfect, thanks”
Vampire : The Masquerade - Bloodlines is available on steam for 5 buckaroos.
Get in on that action y’all
AT LAST, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
Is making out a standard action?
Ranger, having been reunited with his boyfriend mid-battle (via outofcontextdnd)
Bought tickets to see Queens of the Stone Age in August!
I love concerts so much and I really hope organising work around the gig won’t be an issue
Not going to lie, The Rock is a really big inspiration for me and the main reason I got Twitter
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man~