Tall, Dark and Loathsome

I couldn’t take a decent photo of my room so I took a video instead to get it all in

me = cool bisexual, good taste in music, bad at simple math

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

Aw yisssss

Muthafuckin name badge n shit

Aw yisssss

Muthafuckin name badge n shit

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

I love losing followers for posting selfies. It’s like, what did you come here for?

THIS BLOG IS A SHRINE TO ME

MY EYES ARE OPEN

MY EYES ARE OPEN

I got a long overdue haircut today and I feel pretty uwu

I got a long overdue haircut today and I feel pretty uwu

goingcakeful:

all the kool kids are doing these things so i thought ‘eh why not join them’

It is hard to get work done in such a dystopia.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part A

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Day four since my eye surgery and I can sort of read again!

Everything is still pretty blurry but I’m making most of the words out. Thank goodness for autocorrect, it is really saving my but lately.

I just managed to find us a house the day before I went to the hospital. Despite numerous setbacks I still can’t believe it, I’m constantly anxious someone will pull the rug out from under me on this place

Come this time next week everything should be grand and all these complications will be behind me!

And so begins what will be perhaps the most chaotic and hectic week of my life ever